the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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