You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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