Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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