what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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