terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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