you guys were way drunker than both of me
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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