You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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