1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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