3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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