Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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