I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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