He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Dick very happy bro
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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