Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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