four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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