I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i dont even know how to be here
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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