sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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