ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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