Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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