i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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