Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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