: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
