I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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