Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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