I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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