C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
he puts the penis in happiness.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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