Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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