it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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