just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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