one two three fourrrrnication!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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