As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Randomize
