I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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