her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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