just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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