I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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