So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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