FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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