i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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