so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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