Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Randomize
