Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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