So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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