i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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