Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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