So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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