i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
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Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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