no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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