Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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