just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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