Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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