Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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