census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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