i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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