I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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